my talents include coming across as mildly interested in harry potter rather than entirely obsessed
isaac lahey in text posts.
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so these are now floating around and they are kinda fun as gifs too I guess?
someone didn’t follow the instructions on how to build a cat
I will say season 2 was the most demanding being the Alpha.
in 2008 i used to be in love w shia labeouf and i made a myspace pretending to be him and i had over 10,000 friends and i got over 1000 messages a day & ppl actually believed i was shia labeouf and i actually got verified as him for some reason so i was the official shia labeouf myspace but i was in fact a 12 yr old canadian kid
horror movie opening scenewhite girl:
i dont like this abandoned insane asylum, zack.
come on, amanda, 10 years ago tonight, the famous blood skull killer committed his last murder right here and then vanished.
you're just trying to scare me.
they continue walking for a few seconds
*white couple hears noise*
babe what that??
i'll go investigate
*leaves her alone*
ha ha just kidding!
im just playin babe
that wasnt funny but ur still cute
*things turn sexy*
i'll go investigate
*he leaves and then there's a silence for a long time*
*maybe a thud*
zack! this isnt funny anymore zack!
*she walks and he dead*
*killer shows up with sickle or quirky weapon that distinguishes him from other horror movie villains*
*white girl runs*
*thinks she free n safe*
*guy catches her*
opening title slashes across screen:
BLOOD SLICE IN 3-D
if i’m ever late for anything its probably because i have been delayed by signature seeking fans
tbh if you want free weed just tell a group of stoners you’ve never smoked before and then boom free weed
“The story about where volcanoes come from”
This is the most beautiful story I’ve ever read about the creation of volcanoes
it sucks being the ugly quiet rude sarcastic emotionally unstable friend with the attention span of a goldfish
i’ve never read something so accurate
Bonus: Merlin looking like an adorable kitten.