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wanderluzting:

Bradley James’ ALS ice bucket challenge (he nominated Katie!)

Glad to see her hasn’t changed one bit, watch right til the end haha

one third of me: i want a cute relationship so much, awh relationships are so cute
one third of me: sex sex sex horny fuck relationships lets just be slutty hehe
one third of me: fuck everyone i hate you all go kill yourselves

musicalluna:

CLINTASHA AU - The woes of a superspy couple.

"You’re mad at me for forgetting your fake birthday?! But that wasn’t even in the file!"

oh my god, it’s almost like there’s a real movie.

noizybunnyboy:

ふりー!ろぐ | かづひと 
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usagiwaffles:

so this happened

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troyesivan:

shavingryansprivates:

"can i ask you something?"

"you just did"

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me on a spanish test: cómo se llama, bonita, mi casa, shakira shakira

uoa:

im gonna steal this baby someone hold me back

Anonymous giggled: What's the most illegal thing you ever did?

sephyerite:

almanzapedia:

At Stanford there was this Professor who was a total bitch and she taught British Literature, which was cool. Except she taught only her opinions of the books and it didn’t help me as a writer. I went to school to learn new things to improve my craft, not have someone else’s opinions carved onto my forehead.

So anyway, for our final project, she asked us to write a ten page paper on why the color symbolism in Othello was so significant. I did some research and it turned out that she did her entire graduate thesis on this very subject. I was mad. This wasn’t teaching, this was boosting her ego. SO I wrote a ten page essay on why color symbolism in Othello wasn’t significant, satirizing it to the point of no return, saying that her opinion was an opinion and shouldn’t be taken seriously.

SHe failed me, needless to say. So in retaliation, I responded by baking a batch of brownies laced with weed and laxatives and delivered them myself to the professor hours before her big graduation speech. I told her that it was a peace offering, my way of apologizing and asking if I could do anything to fix my grade.

She refused to fix my grade.

In the end, she shit herself on stage.

I didn’t regret it.

No mercy.

I BAKED COOKIES!

lovelylovelyruthie:

doctor-donna-friends:

castieltherebel:

flippin daleks have the best sass lets be real, those little salt shakers of doom know how to give some of the best burns the time vortex has ever seen

salt shakers of doom

The Pepper Pots of Persecution…

Snshines