that feeling you get when you’re angry
IM FUFCKING CRYING AT THIS PICTURE OF A DUCK
FUC KING LOOK AT THIS SHIT
d ont hurt my childern
dear coca cola company,
i drank some of your POWERADE drink and im still weak as fuck when will the power begin to kick in? please reply soon, i just sent a mass text to my entire school saying i would beat up the football team this friday
I just shouted “stop wanking i’m coming in” through the door to my brother then barged into his room and he had the duvet pulled up really high and looked flushed and scared and i might have accidentally actually walked in on him wanking whilst making a joke about him wanking
(pitched to different “gender”)
Sorry for low-tier quality, I just really wanted to hear what this would sound like.
My jaw just dropped.
I fucking LOVE earth day Im going to stick a TREE up my ASS
im gonn a kill
I M GONN A K ILL
this got so much better
oh my god why
mysterious as the dark side of the moon
HOLY SHIT MARCO
JESUS CHRIST LOOK AT THE ECLIPSE
this is the cutest thing ive ever seen what the hell someone kiss me
-Restarts heart for best friend-
But no homo okay?
I love this toss so much. And it’s actually really easy to do.
You lay the silk flat on the ground and put the (in this case paper/glitter) on the silk near the pole. Then roll it up until it’s all covered by the rolled part.
When you toss the silk will unroll and release what you put in it at the peak of the toss.
things go in flag, roll flag like burrito, clench tight until you toss, burrito goes poof, things rain down, pretty
thanks science side of tumblr