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anxiouspineapples:

my talents include coming across as mildly interested in harry potter rather than entirely obsessed

isaac lahey in text posts.
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prettiestcaptain:

so these are now floating around and they are kinda fun as gifs too I guess?

disgustinganimals:

someone didn’t follow the instructions on how to build a cat 

I will say season 2 was the most demanding being the Alpha.

patriciaboyd:

in 2008 i used to be in love w shia labeouf and i made a myspace pretending to be him and i had over 10,000 friends and i got over 1000 messages a day & ppl actually believed i was shia labeouf and i actually got verified as him for some reason so i was the official shia labeouf myspace but i was in fact a 12 yr old canadian kid 

horror movie opening scene

white girl: i dont like this abandoned insane asylum, zack.
white boy: come on, amanda, 10 years ago tonight, the famous blood skull killer committed his last murder right here and then vanished.
white girl: you're just trying to scare me.
white boy: lmao
they continue walking for a few seconds
*white couple hears noise*
white girl: babe what that??
white boy: i'll go investigate
*leaves her alone*
*choking noises*
white girl: zack!!!
white boy: ha ha just kidding!
white girl: asshole!
white boy: im just playin babe
white girl: that wasnt funny but ur still cute
*playful kiss*
*things turn sexy*
*hear noise*
white boy: i'll go investigate
*he leaves and then there's a silence for a long time*
*maybe a thud*
white girl: zack! this isnt funny anymore zack!
*she walks and he dead*
white girl: ahhh!!
*killer shows up with sickle or quirky weapon that distinguishes him from other horror movie villains*
white girl: ahhh!!!
*white girl runs*
*dead end*
*hides*
*thinks she free n safe*
*guy catches her*
*cuts her*
*she dead*
opening title slashes across screen: BLOOD SLICE IN 3-D

baracknobama:

if i’m ever late for anything its probably because i have been delayed by signature seeking fans

h0llo:

tbh if you want free weed just tell a group of stoners you’ve never smoked before and then boom free weed

elanorpam:

rainbowbarnacle:

WANNA PET THAT BELLY

THIS KITTEN THO

elanorpam:

rainbowbarnacle:

WANNA PET THAT BELLY

THIS KITTEN THO

pomegranateandivy:

“The story about where volcanoes come from” 

This is the most beautiful story I’ve ever read about the creation of volcanoes 

paradacsa-an:

jaceheromdale:

it sucks being the ugly quiet rude sarcastic emotionally unstable friend with the attention span of a goldfish

i’ve never read something so accurate

sharmanddaniel:

Bonus: Merlin looking like an adorable kitten.

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